Non-Jews are for practice
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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