please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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