Sponge bath it is.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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