chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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