i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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