Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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