i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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