I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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