We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I have so many feelings about this burrito
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize