The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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