Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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