hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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