nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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