I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
They took my balls.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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