You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
...so i touched it.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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