Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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