It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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