I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she woke up with a sticky ear
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I love you. Go after that dick
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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