Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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