do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Randomize
