Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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