Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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