Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
my liver is dry heaving
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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