I looked at my own cervix.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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