Whod you bang
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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