I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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