Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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