I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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