glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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