You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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