I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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