Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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