Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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