I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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