Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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