K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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Oh Jesus.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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