So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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