do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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