I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
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