is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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