Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My vagina is officially offended.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
