i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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