soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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