oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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