You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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