You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
420 ftw
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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