your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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