S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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