Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Im part way to drunk.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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