Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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