There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
