Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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