Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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